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Baking is her theme. Banking is her dream.

Who knows what secret career goals lurk in the hearts of ambitious peasant women? Based on typical Soviet state propaganda, this tongue-in-cheek towel will remind you to keep your bread pans sparkling as you back-stab your way to C-Suite design savvy. 

(Just don't break a nail.)

Four Tee colors:  White, Black, Army, Red

NOTE:  The design for this tee uses an image which has been deliberately "distressed" to give a grunge vibe, and therefore reflects the kind of imperfections typical of that style.  This is not a "flaw", it's meant to look this way!

.: 100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
.: Light fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²))
.: Retail fit
.: Tear away label
.: Runs true to size

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CARE INSTRUCTIONS:   Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: medium heat; Do not dryclean.

Champagne Socialism: "Want to Be Investment Banker"

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