Immediately after purchase, you'll receive a download link for your e-book. 

Look, just do it, OK?

My e-book is here! 
Make 2018 your year to celebrate the 
dyspeptically funny  !

Over 200 hilarious, quirky, satirical, silly, shocking and chortle-out-loud pages, suitable for laugh marathons or for dipping into at your leisure.

(Think "Quality Street", but without your dog staring at you as you unwrap the cellophane.)

With all-new content, delightfully dyspeptic memes and “artistic” (= weird) photo-illustrations. 

  • Snort with derision at my subversive Facebook Life Events!

  • Get an insider's peek at how I maximize my man-to-man quality time with Joe Mangan**lo!

  • Get ready for the week with your Existential Forecast (tip: avoid GAP “relaxed fit”)

  • Marvel at my Seasonal Update Newsletter from the year 1120!

  • Receive the first encyclical from Big Gay Pope David!

  • Is Cher's age (8,000 and counting) the final disproof of creationism??

  • Practise your Trump knock-knock jokes with the man himself (or face waterboarding, your call)

  • Whip up an absolutely frightfully jolly cockroach hat for Ascot!

  • Hear Princess Happy's New Year's greetings before she hits the ice floe (try not to flap your wrists)

  • Get your AGA cooker ready with some damp 2 x 4's in preparation for the simplified fourteen-hour Kraft Dinner recipe from Elizabeth David—the scholarly recipe that never made it to the press!

  • And, last but far from least:  Masterclasses with photography guru David DeLaRoddis, The Guy With The Eye, Canada's #1 Adulte Terrible and insufferable superstar know-it-all!

Only $6.99 CAD + tax

FREE upgrade to EPUB and Kindle e-book formats!

My book is currently available in a beautifully presented PDF version. And the e-reader formatted version of this e-book is in the works.  Go ahead and indulge your impatience, purchase my e-book before the end of March and receive a free e-reader version, suitable for Kobo or Kindle.  Your e-reader upgrade link will be sent to you as soon as it's available.

To enjoy your e-book to the max, be aware that:

  • this e-book is in PDF format. You can open PDFs right in your browser of choice or you can use one of the many available free apps such as Adobe Acrobat Reader.  No special hardware or e-reader required.

  • this book is intended for adults, contains some graphic language (ask your kids to explain it to you), and deals with LGBT, political and other mature subject matter, usually in a satirical or humorous way.  (I'm a gay male liberal, what did you expect?)

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